1. Your advertisement cannot advertise a product in any way.  States of being, thougts, and contemplations are the only things we will advertise.

2. Your banner must be 580x100.  We prefer this larger format because it allows for more creative banners and alienates dial-up users.

3. Space goes for $5 per 1000 impressions.  This is a reasonable price considering some websites charge per day but cannot guarantee the impressions.

4. We cannot charge you for your banner.  You must charge yourself.

...And that's it!  Again, send those banners to happy@happyembryo.com.  We look forward to doing business with you!