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Thursday, 29 July 2010 | Home

Fetus Gestates, Births  
Thursday, 22 September 2005
Something miraculous happened about 12 months ago to our adored Happy Embryo. At first, they seemed like a few harmless extraneous cells: perhaps some maternal antibodies or wandering placenta. But then they started to grow: into arms, legs, feet, mouth, and face. Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Embryo officially gestated past the first trimester! The following two trimesters were a harrowing battle, and you can imagine why our favorite fetus was preoccupied. But now we are proud to announce that on Thursday, September 22, 2005, at 11:49 PM, Happy Embryo took his/her first breath of air! That's right: Happy Embryo was born! As a consequence, this is the last update to HappyEmbryo.com. Bye.

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The Elizabeth Chronicles  
Saturday, 29 January 2005
The latest venture for Mickey Jefferson and Quenchert Landai results in something worth missing... or rather, seeing.

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Rumormill in Frenzy over Biological iPod  
Wednesday, 26 January 2005

The Apple Rumormill has been in a frenzy over leaked details of a new addition to the iPod family following the insane success of the Barenaked Ladies Special Edition.  So far, all we have are these scant images of what appears to be a full high-cognitive replacement iPod.  Enjoy!  (Click read on to see!)

 

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Apple Releases New Barenaked Ladies Special Edition iPod  
Saturday, 11 December 2004
Buoyed by stronger-than-appropriate response to its U2 special edition iPod, Apple has released a new Barenaked Ladies edition of their iPod, which features a new color scheme, a cool, wavy design, signatures of the bandmembers on the back, and a canadanian flag decal in the main button. The new iPod has sold well on eBay, with some going for over $5000.

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The Sunmaid Raisin Maid: an Inquiry  
Sunday, 21 November 2004

Sun Maiden

Her eyes

Because her head was tilted so slightly, it was obvious that her focus could not be on anything terrestrial, which is surprising for someone carrying a bucket of grapes across a field. Instead, they focused dully on something beyond her grasp. You certainly could never comprehend its meaning.

Her shirt

A white tee with three blue stripes across both sleeves and the low-cut neck was seductively hieroglyphic.

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