The new traffic signal expresses more than words

Drivers encourage the decision. “I can’t wait to see the looks on those kids faces when they see this,” gushed one local commuter.

Local students, however, are not warming up to the change. “I was going home from school, waiting for the signal to change, when I suddenly noticed that the signal was giving me the middle finger!” testified one angry student. “Who wants that?”

Authorities hope that the signal, while conveying the message “Don’t cross” more aptly, will also startle would-be transgressors long enough that they forget to cross illegally. “It’s a risk we’re taking,” says transportation authority Dusan Blanchreart. “But is it a risk worth taking? Definitely.”
Some insiders feel that the new signal represents more than a new attempt to dissuade J-walking.

Above: Student offended by new signal

According to next year’s mayoral candidate Jack Surprima, the signal reflects changing attitudes within the city council. He told reporters that he thinks the city no longer cares about its citizens, before trailing off on a plug for his own candidacy that no one asked for.

If citizens respond well to the change, however, the city council has more measures up their sleeves they’d be happy to enforce. One suggestion demands that all “Wrong Way” signs be replaced with the more direct version, “Fuck off”. Thankfully, such measures have yet to be passed through the city senate.

Comments

alex Written by Guest on 2004-03-27 09:59:34 AHAHAH U GUYS ARE F***IN STUPID WHOEVER PUT THAT UP HAHAHAH ID LAUGH MY ASS IF I SAW THAT ANYWAYS THAT WOULD CONFUSE ME IF I CROSSED THE STREET ID BE LIKE HMM WHAT DOES IT BEEN

THIS IS FUNNY Written by Guest on 2004-03-29 16:52:03 YOU SHOULD DO THIS TO LIKE A WHOLE TOWN.IT WOULD BE GREAT

hahahahaa Written by Guest on 2004-04-01 01:56:48 dats da funniest thin eva lmao

JAY WALKING Written by Guest on 2004-04-01 02:00:30 how many times must I tell you, brother?    a tired former Bondsman

funny shit Written by Guest on 2004-04-04 12:06:09 wow that was frickin hilarius

WOAH DOWN THERE MATEY! Written by Guest on 2004-04-14 06:17:36 DUDE DAT IS LIKE WIERD MAN...I DUN THINK NO CIVILIZED PEOPLE WOULD DO DAT! WHOAH!

blimey! Written by Guest on 2004-04-14 06:19:14 hey man like wat is UP?! no civilized ppl would do dat man..flippin hell!

Cool Written by Guest on 2004-04-20 16:31:53 Tha tis awesome. Iwish someone would do that in my town.

stoopid bastards Written by Guest on 2004-04-26 14:51:13 How can u get offended? Id just stare at it for ages and probably get run over thou!! But posh people encouraging it? Thats just weird

ok Written by Guest on 2004-05-05 14:08:17 ok thats great i wish life had signs like that everywhere

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