I love the world, I do!

So happy, I am.

Just got back from the doc. He says old Lizzie has boob cancer, but no worries! Doc says she'll be in fine shape cause we detected it early, when we were in bed together after John-John and I lost the race.

About that: so what! That's what I say, and you should too, America! Because I love you anyway, John Kerry loves you anyway, and I love you anyway, too! I know George Bush has his reasons for leading this country. And you know what? If you squint your eyes he looks just like a baby!

And why do I like babies so much? Well, I was on the street here in Boston the other day when I saw a young girl with a boy baby sleepin all cuddled up in her arms. I said to her, can I kiss him, miss? Yeah she said, and I did! He wore a garment of cottony material and darned if clumsy me didn't teeter over too far and mush his button face and soft fluffy clothes. Sest le vi. I promise it wasn't intentional!

Runnin through a field today I was when I found some Cremini Mushrooms, so fluffy they were that I had to had to eat them. And I wondered how they'd make my poop look since except cotton puffs I'd never eaten any thing straight from the ground before. I hope they will fluff up my poop. Anything to make them fluffier than these rock-hard lollipops I've been droppin for what seems ages now.

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