Sun Maiden

Her eyes

Because her head was tilted so slightly, it was obvious that her focus could not be on anything terrestrial, which is surprising for someone carrying a bucket of grapes across a field. Instead, they focused dully on something beyond her grasp. You certainly could never comprehend its meaning.

Her shirt

A white tee with three blue stripes across both sleeves and the low-cut neck was seductively hieroglyphic.

Her arms

The large bucket of grapes proved tremendous strain on her muscles, pivoting awkwardly on her hips. All she could do to secure it was to press hard against the bucket’s rim from the front with her arms. Terribly inefficient. She obviously was not paying attention to that.

Her bonnet

While her hair flowed gently down the front of her right shoulder, and behind the left, much of it was still bundled up in the red bonnet that lay like a feather atop her head.

The maple leaves

It is still up to review why there are maple leaves among the grapes. She certainly wouldn’t have picked them to decorate the grapes, since she was going to dry them to make raisins anyway.

The Sun

Still, the Sun was too weak that day to dry them completely. It would have taken several hours, and the farm didn’t have time for that, with the crops yielding so poorly that year.

Her bonnet straps

While the bonnet at first seemed loosely plopped, the straps are tied taught under her chin. This is confounding, since the bonnet is still a good size larger than her head.

Her furrowed brows

Her eyebrows were not furrowed, but stretched relaxed across her forehead. They are focused effortlessly on some other task entirely, for sure.

Her brain

Could she be using her brain to dry those grapes?

Conclusion

There is no other explanation for how this image plays any role in the production of raisins, unless she is using powerful brainwaves, amplified by a larger-than-normal brain that has broken out of her skull and needs to be covered by the bloodied bonnet, which require a considerable amount of attention and leaves little else for more worldly concerns. The maple leaves help reflect misdirected brain-waves back onto the grapes they were intended for, like a resonating microwave machine, and the hieroglyphs are part of the ancient brain-draining tradition.

Her eyes

And she probably shoots those brain waves out of her eyes.

Comments

Just surfing Written by Guest on 2004-11-21 21:49:55 What the hell?

Maple Leaves? Written by Guest on 2004-11-22 17:12:43 I grow grapes in my back yard... and ... those appear to be grape leaves. They look kinda like maple leaves. But I would say those are definitely grape...    lol I really like your conclusion lol.

Maple Leaves?!? Written by Guest on 2004-12-04 09:52:26 Those are clearly poison oak leaves--whoever said they were grape leaves has clearly never grown grapes or poison oak. I submit to you that all further posts that show such an obvious lack of intelligence and morality be investigated, and the writers promptly set on a bed of poison oak leaves in the hot sun to dry while itching profusely.  That is all.

are you kidding me? Written by Guest on 2005-02-03 14:55:04 you know nothing. thats the problem today. ignorance.

anon Written by Guest on 2005-03-11 11:56:35 I also grow grapes in my back yard - or used to, until the rats they attracted started bothering my wife. Anyway, I think they are maple leaves.

robin Written by Guest on 2005-04-05 12:51:11 Perhaps they are hemp leaves and we all know rasins are nature's 4:20 food of choice.

DD Written by Guest on 2005-10-07 16:01:13 How long do grapes take to dry and turn to rasins?

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