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Unblessed in Ohio   Print  E-mail
Friday, 20 February 2004

ImageSirs:

My wife and I have desired a child for many years now, but due to both her barrenness and my impotency, we have not been blessed with children. Could we transplant Happy Embryo or one of its (is it a boy or a girl?) siblings into my sister who has signed up to be a surrogate mother? This is very important to us.


Sincerely,

Unblessed in Ohio

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Dear Unblessed:

Unfortunately, Happy Embryo has resisted all attempts at transplantation, and the embryo has no siblings. We apologize that we cannot help you at this time, but maybe after lengthy cadjoling, Happy Embryo will acquiesce. Unfortunately, if that were to happen, we would no longer be able to support happyembryo.com, so no. Not now, not ever!

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