Sirs:

Since visiting your website, I have had many dreams featuring your famed Happy Embryo. Upon waking, however, I can never recall the details—only a faint, all-subsuming feeling of joy in the world, perhaps even a peace with the universe. Will this feeling last?

Sincerely,

Tony Blain

Dear Mr. Blain:

You may have mistaken that feeling with general embryonic retardedness, but based on the information you have provided us, we cannot determine that for certain as of yet. In regards to how long it will last: while we cannot make a guarantee, we believe that repeated exposure to the Happy Embryo can certainly extend the life of your euphoria.

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