Above: The beautiful face you can now find at alqaeda.com

In a clandestine interview with Al-Jazeera this morning, Abu Mus’ab Al-Zarqawi, a terrorist camp counselor featured on the famous “Card Deck of Evil”, revealed some of al Qaeda’s insecurities.  “We know that we don’t have much of a web presence,” he confided to reporters via translator, “and now this little f*cker took our last chance.  How are we gonna kill innocent Americans now if we can’t organize our forces on the information superhighway with an easy-to-remember address?”

Qaeda takes it all in jest.  “Yeah, I suppose it’s not a good idea to get on their bad side,” bantered the Cisco salesman.  “But seriously, what are they gonna do?  Fly an airplane into me?”

An editorial in The Al-Jazeera Times took note: “Now when our Arab brethren try to unite against the infidels, they may accidentally go alqaeda.com.  It seems logical enough.  And what then?  Will they think Al Qaeda has something to do with al Qaeda?  We shudder at the thought.” 

The editorialist added, “Fortunately, most terrorists struggle with poverty anyway, so ‘website’ wouldn’t even exist their vocabulary.”

Comments

Fugly! Written by Guest on 2004-04-02 09:44:41 you think ur cool but your not omgh that is sooo freaking fugly as in f***in ugly hahahaah Code: so whoa nullQuote: so eat my big fat chickin!

Abu Mohammed Shahinul Written by Guest on 2004-05-11 19:53:54 Having read this information, I am forced to wonder why ayone would want to register such an address. How terribly pathetic.

albaniaan Written by Guest on 2004-06-26 04:35:55 allahu ekber

asalamulaikum Written by Guest on 2004-09-01 06:10:26 fisatul sayuti america..  allahu akbar haiya tul jihad..

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