I was wallking down the street yesterday (the one between my house and the end of the street) when I found a discarded pamphlet professing the glories of Christ.  What interested me was it's title: "Jesus Christ: Fact or Fiction?".  How am I supposed to know?  But then I saw the subtitle: "Find out!"  So, hoping that the pamphlet would tell me, I discovered instead that answer was always fact, even when evidence was hazy, like "Was Jesus the Messiah?  If you ask the bible: yes!"  It seems to me that the Bible would be the <em>last</em> place you'd look for an unbiased opnion.  I mean, come on people, it's not like it's suddenly gonna say (H/h)e wasn't!

Because I ran out of toilet paper, I had to use that page instead.  (I'd been using restaurant napkins in the interim.)  Its glossy finish was particularly unabsorbant, as if I were just using a spatula to discard a brown, smelly amalgum from my anus.  Worse, it didn't exactly flush down the toilet.  Having never bought a plunger, it remains in the bowl undisolved.  Now the water bears a very dilute brown color.

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