It was the worst decision I've ever made.  I got the free weights and started with 50 lbs.  It was hard picking them up at first, but got easier when one of my elbow tendons snapped and slapped me in the face.  Ugh, afterwards, I had all these linear streaks of blood and lymph fluid on my face: 5 tendons in all took a liking to leaping from their comfy homes in my arms and birthing themselves to the world. 

Attracted by the loud popping sounds my tendons had made, several gymsters found me lying on the floor with limp tendons streaming out of my elbow-pits.  They were a thoughtful bunch, and called an ambulance.  At the hospital, I was cared for by a very gentle staff, but the doctor was overall a total asshole.  He kept asking questions like "How do you feel?  Does it hurt if I do?... oh, yes, I can see."  I wanted to bash his brains out, but being unable to flex my elbows anymore, couldn't.

So I was sent to the operating room the next day to get tendon implants, which essentially ties nylon guitar strings between the ligaments that attach normal tendons to the bone.  That was a painful process--almost as painful as snapping them in the first place.  The other problem was that because they could only tie the tendons to ligaments that hadn't been snapped, they ended up extending outside of the elbow pit.  So in addition to getting the implants, they had to stretch and graffe a layer of skin between my forearm and backarm to allow for the new guitar-string tendons.  Now my elbows are webbed.

I'm such a freak.

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