In a desperate search for new material, several satire website owners called for a meeting Sacramento, CA.  There, they hoped to find some more tidbits of mispronounciations and other mishaps by the President.

“Yeah, we’ve all heard the stategery joke,” insulted one satirist of Faux News.  “I mean, seriously, there’s a lot material out there.  For instance, at a recent speech, Bush stalled like 25 times in 5 minutes.  He said um even more times!  What a crock!”  Images of John Stewart from the Daily Show making awkward gestures to mimic the President flashed through every satirist’s mind.

Another satirist interjected, “Oh?  Well how about the possibility that Bush would screw up even more words.  I mean, take the stategery joke a little further; it isn’t that hard.  Use something really ridiculous like ‘flabbergorst’ or variations on real words.  Hell, you can use that to start a whole article.  ‘Compassion of the Christ’ anyone?”

HappyEmbryo.com representative Johnson McJohnson grew increasing uneasy as the conversations elevated in stupidity.  He decided to drop the bomb.

The writer proposed, “Did you ever think that maybe—just maybe—Bush is putting on a parade?  Maybe his misuse of words is a way of disarming you.  Afterall, you haven’t really talked about any issues, just his poor word choice.  Do you think that undermines his followers at all?”  Everyone’s pupils retracted into pinpoints as the horrible realization befell them.

“Oh. My. God,” relinquished one stout Kerry-supporter.

McJohnson leaned back into his chair as an ironic smile washed over the lower half of his face.

“Cute,” scolded another satirist.  “You think you’re all big and stuff.  You really haven’t said anything new.”

“Haven’t I?” asked McJohnson.

“No.  You haven’t.”  The satirist quickly left the room.  Later it would be revealed that he quickly wrote on his website, “Bush is a big Goddamn liar: he knows how to use words quite well!”

After that, conversation halted.  In a way, McJohnson regretted his statement.  “Guys, it doesn’t mean you can’t criticize Bush,” he insisted to his pathetic peers.  “I mean, he’s still a terrible President.”  Several people in the room shuffled their feet.  No body got him.

“Goddamnit!”  McJohnson left the room.  As he opened the door to the dimly-lit hallway, his prospects brightened.  He could look forward to returning back to the HappyEmbryo.com headquarters where people would appreciate him and not be such dumb-asses.  He anticipated Richie exploding into a loud guffaw upon hearing the story of what just happened.

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