Residents of the International Space Station were treated to a view of Roberts' breasts this week

In a recent address to an inner-city high school that was aired on KNBC, Julia Roberts told a heart-wrenching tale about the value of caring, before bearing all in a gesture some called “gratuitous and completely inappropriate.” After ripping apart her button-down blouse, she left no one guessing as she flicked her shoulders for the jumbo-tron, resulting in a wave of breast-bouncing viewable from space. When interviewed afterward, Roberts simply gave a sigh of satisfaction after she dangled her breasts some more for television reporters.

But Roberts is not alone. A whole slew of female superstars are trying to meet Jackson’s success. Just this week, Halle Berry let it loose at a Children’s Hospital charity event. Yesterday, Jennifer Aniston revealed her breasts to a Friends audience, then proceeded to press them together and pull them apart to display their plasticity. Even Condoleezza Rice flashed a little boob for Americans during the President’s speech at a summit with North Korea. Sources say relations with North Korea are looking up.

Many organizations for parents offended by the recent onslaught of candid boob-footage are calling for rallies against the female superstars. However, attendance to these rallies has reached record lows, as a CNN poll has recently revealed that most Americans favor the new footage.

CNN reporters ventured to guess why: “Americans like sex, and more sex we can give ‘em, the better!” CNN.com accompanied the results with an announcement to offer a free issue of Hustler to anyone who signs up for their premium service.

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the bob Written by Guest on 2004-05-14 01:06:54 stop telling us about it and shows us the pic

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