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Warning: date() [function.date]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Los_Angeles' for 'PDT/-7.0/DST' instead in /home/happye2/public_html/mambo/components/com_content/content.php on line 591

Warning: mktime() [function.mktime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Los_Angeles' for 'PDT/-7.0/DST' instead in /home/happye2/public_html/mambo/classes/mambo.php on line 1608

Warning: strftime() [function.strftime]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Los_Angeles' for 'PDT/-7.0/DST' instead in /home/happye2/public_html/mambo/classes/mambo.php on line 1609
How to Advertise with HappyEmbryo.com   Print  E-mail
Saturday, 01 May 2004
Due to huge demand, we have created an efficient setup to help you advertise with HappyEmbryo.com.  Please send your banner to happy@happyembryo.com.  But first, please read our strict list of rules 

1. Your advertisement cannot advertise a product in any way.  States of being, thougts, and contemplations are the only things we will advertise.

2. Your banner must be 580x100.  We prefer this larger format because it allows for more creative banners and alienates dial-up users.

3. Space goes for $5 per 1000 impressions.  This is a reasonable price considering some websites charge per day but cannot guarantee the impressions.

4. We cannot charge you for your banner.  You must charge yourself.

...And that's it!  Again, send those banners to happy@happyembryo.com.  We look forward to doing business with you!
 
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