I was working on my math homework today (I have to pass out of basic math where all the retarded kids go) and I suddenly got the urge to masturbate.  I don't know how math did it; sometimes the frustration of getting those numbers to work out right just really gets me horny.

So I decided to masturbate at my desk when my roommate was away, looking at some good ol' porn on the Computer Screen. 

...And it was amazing!  I hadn't gone for a few days, and the release was just delightful!  But there was a problem.  Because of the built up pressure, my... well, you know, seed... came out at relativistic speeds.  The few sheets of toilet paper I planned to use to catch was no match for its mass and speed.  But I hadn't closed my math notebook.

I cleaned it up and all, but there's this wrinkly blot on my homework now.  And it smells so gross.  But God would have to move heaven and Earth to make me do it again.

Sorry Prof. Blandshire

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I'm sorry to have to do this Written by Guest on 2004-05-05 16:26:42 I was wondering what that was. I figured you'd spilled water, but... I'm sorry, but I had to send it to the dean. I consider you one of our best students, and I will fight to make sure you can stay in the school.    -Dr. Blandshire

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